NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT STARRING HANAJA!!!

On this day of totally %100 real announcements, totally no bamboozle, I bring you my magnum opus! I am beyond excited to announce the greatest eroge that has and will ever exist:

Hanaja Teaches Taxes. Seriously, if there's one thing harder than your COCK when it comes to playing this game, it's the US Tax Code. In this totally real game that will totally exist for real, you get to learn all the ins and outs of filing your taxes as individuals, joint filings and even RP as various companies and corporations. There is nothing sexier than taxes, and when you see those irresistible forms of pointless bureaucracy after you play this game, you'll cream your pants.

Also, as a special offer**, those who sign up at the $69/month tier on Patreon will get access to the EXCLUSIVE "VR Edition"! I've implemented this and let me say, it's so realistic it's like you're ACTUALLY filing taxes. Wow! The future is NOW!

So share the word and get MAXIMUM HYPE for Hanaja Teaches Taxes coming to the Nintendo Wii U in April of 2069!

**Special offer not valid in the following countries: Any of them.